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Text Message 11642: Save money when going out for dinner

Saving tip: the best line which helps to save money when going out for dinner with your girlfriend/wife… “what would you like to eat, fatso?” :-*
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Text Message 11640: The rich and the poor on food

We live in a paradoxical world… where poor people walk many kilometers to earn for food.. while the rich walk a great distance to metabolize the food they ate..;-)
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Text Message 11639: Hindi lahat ng taong mahal ka maiintindihan ka

Hindi lahat ng taong mahal ka maiintindihan ka.. minsan sila pa yung pinaka hindi makaintindi kung bakit ka nasasaktan at kumikilos ng iba. gandang umaga. 🙂
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Text Message 11638: Kiss or piss in public?

Difference between u. s. and the philippines… . . . . . . . . in the u. s., you can kiss in public but can’t piss in public.. in the philippines, you can piss in public but you can’t kiss in public:-*
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Text Message 11637: Accused of lasciviousness

Judge: you’re accused of lasciviousness, so you are fined p11,461.00! guy: your honor, why exactly p11, 461.00? judge: p10,000 for lasciviousness, 12% vat plus 2.2% city entertainment tax… 😉
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Text Message 11635: Buying jewelries for me for Christmas

Wife: i saw in my dream that you were buying jewelries for me for christmas… :-* husband: and i saw your father paying the bill… :p
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Text Message 11634: Ngayong Christmas maraming masarap ng pagkain

Ngayong christmas… swerte kayo kung: “maraming masarap na pagkain sa mesa ninyo. 🙂 malas naman kayo kung: “kayo ang maghuhugas ng mga pinagkainan. 🙁
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Text Message 11633: May Christmas peace wrap us in its arms

Merry christmas to all of you. may the season’s peace wrap us in its arms, may its joy dance in our heart and may its love fill our life, now and throughtout the new year.. god bless us all..
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Text Message 11632: Prayer as gift for Christmas

I really love to give you a wonderful present this christmas, but i ran into a problem… how can i wrap a prayer? that wishes you the best of everything… best of health! blissful laughter! a joyous life! heavenly peace! well, if i missed something else may the good lord wrap all the blessings and […]
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Text Message 11631: Hot tayong mga Pinoy

Paano magkaka snow dito sa pilipinas.. . . . . . . . . . eh ang ha-hot nating mga pinoy!!! hahaha xd
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Text Message 11630: Malay mo

Sabi ng isang bading sa isang contest… “di man ako kasing ganda ng nanay mo at kasing sexy na ate mo malay mo ako ang tatay mo!”
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Text Message 11629: Magaling ako sa klase namin

Maestra: sus class noong ka-edad ko pa kau, magaling ako sa klase namin, dami kong natutunan, di tulad nyo mga inutil! balong: ay mam, baka magaling ung guro nyo noon mam, matalino, di tulad ng titser namin ngaun..
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Text Message 11628: I wish you 4k this Christmas

I wsh u 4k ds krismas … kalusugan, kaligayahan kapayapaan at kayamanan:-) meri krismas!

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