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Text Message 11582: You were not downloaded

Technology impact in the year 2022.. a father to his little boy: “why don’t you trust me.. i told you a thousand times that you were really born, not downloaded.”
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Text Message 11581: Napupuno ka ng grasya

Cgma at vmmc asking all to pray for her. somebody prayed: “aba naman gloria, napupuno ka ng grasya! ang yaman ng bansa ay sumasaiyo na. sa husay ni garci naging pekeng pangulo ka! bukod kang mandaraya sa babaeng lahat. pinagpala ring mangurakot, asawa mo’t anak. kaya’t wala ng natira sa amen.”
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Text Message 11580: Types of arrests

Horn: mam, malabo po makalusot ang mga pakulo nating types of arrests: house and hospital arrest. wala na akong maisip na iba pang uri ng arrest. gma: tawagan mo si erap, maraming alam na arrest yon. horn: good am sir erap, pinatawagan po kayo sa akin ni mam gma, baka daw po me alam pa […]
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Text Message 11579: Every problem has a solution

Math may not teach us how to add love or minus hate, but it gives us every reason to hope that every problem has a solution. have a great weekend with your loved ones!
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Text Message 11578: Taga abot ng bayad at sukli

Alam mo ba ung feeling na sumakay ka ng jeep at umupo ka sa likod ng driver.. tapos ginawa kang taga abot ng bayad at sukli. – haha. 🙂
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Text Message 11576: Binigay ko na sa kanya ang lahat lahat

Quote daw from kc: “… binigay ko na sa kanya ang lahat lahat… . . . . . . pati mga dresses ko, bikini ko, gowns…”;-( hahaha
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Text Message 11575: Ready to become a good husband

When you develop the ability to listen to anything without losing your temper or self confidence.. and you always behave like a deaf then it means that you are ready to become a good husband:-*
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Text Message 11574: Im online in the toilet

A boy’s facebook status “i’m online in the toilet.” his father promptly remarks “hey son! get out fast. i need to get in. i’m waiting outside. it’s an emergency.”
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Text Message 11573: I had affairs

A man on death bed confesses to wife… “i had affairs with your sister, best friend and our maid..” wife: “don’t cry! relax, i know… let the poison work…:-*
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Text Message 11572: Modern Day Fasting

Living one day without 1. mobile phone 2. facebook 3. video games 4. internet is known as modern day fasting…:-)
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Text Message 11571: The spirit of Christmas

The spirit of christmas is always near; it shines like a beacon throughout the year. don’t look in a store or high on a shelf, for sharing and giving are found in ourselves. let’s take the spirit of christmas and make it last all the year around.
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Text Message 11570: While crossing a one way street

One of the adventures of traffic in manila is that.. . . . . . . . . one has to look to the right and to the left while crossing a one way street.. 😉
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Text Message 11569: Painted her national flag on her face

A lady watching a football match painted her national flag on her face. a clever guy kissed her and said, “i love my country!” how about that for patriotism?:-*
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Text Message 11568: Unless You Have An Urgent Appointment With God

Warning written on a highway.. “go slow, unless you have an urgent appointment with god!” 😉

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes