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Text Message 11552: Being happy is more important than being perfect

Growing old is like climbing a mountain. we get tired & breathless, but our view becomes more extensive. as we grow older, we realize that being happy is more important than being perfect.. 😉 .,g0od eve 😉
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Text Message 11551: Bakit mahahaba ang buhok ng multo at aswang?

Bkt dw mh2ba an buh0k ng mga mult0 at aswng?? kc kung kalb0 cla bka mtwa k lng. imagne kalb0ng white lady? anu un? my cancer?? hahaha.
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Text Message 11550: Run away, Ramona Revilla

“top 5 new songs” 5. “run away” by ramona revilla 4. “i’ll never let you go” by lyla dilemma 3. “i’m s0 sick” by gloria macapal arroyo 2.”tara na, byahe tayo” by noynoy aquino and the last is… 1. “this guy’s in love with you, pare” by kc concepcion. ^..^
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Text Message 11549: Man and woman speaks words daily

New research shows a man speaks 25,000 words daily and a woman speaks 30,000 words daily.. problem starts when husband comes home from his office after using his 25,000 words and wife starts her 30,000. :-*
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Text Message 11548: Love Happens Spontaneously

Love happens spontaneously. . . . . . . . . manual working of it is called flirting… :-*
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Text Message 11547: Happiness is like a rainbow

Happiness is like a rainbow. sometimes we can only see it after we’ve shed enough tears in our cloudy days. may you find happiness every day!:-*
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Text Message 11546: God is switching off the lights

When everything is going dark and dim, don’t worry… god is actually switching off the lights before throwing a surprise party… have a happy day!
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Text Message 11545: Ang bata/tanda mo pa

Ang mga nanay kapag tungkol sa pagibig… “ang bata bata mo pa.” at pagdating naman sa gawaing bahay… “ang tanda tanda mo na!”
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Text Message 11544: Alarm clock ka ba?

Alarm clock ka ba? ikaw kasi ang una kong gustong patayin pag-gising ko. good morning. 🙂
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Text Message 11543: Every life story is written by God

Every life story in this world is written by gods own hands dat is why i’m vry thankful bcoz as he wrote my lyf, he included u as a part of it.. good morning! = ).
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Text Message 11542: Im talking to my wife

Lady outside phone booth: “excuse me, sir? you’ve had the phone for the past 20 minutes but you haven’t said a word.” man: “pwede ba. i’m talking to my wife!”
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Text Message 11541: Guys loved each other

Once upon a time there was a simple girl who fell in love with 2 guys. but the guys didn’t love her. they loved… each other!
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Text Message 11540: That is God working in your life

You have to realize that every good break, every time you’ve been nourished and protected, every door that’s opened, every advantage that you’ve had… that’s god working in your life. enjoy your day with the lord!
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Text Message 11539: Tell someone you are pregnant

Bored? simply send a text message to several random numbers saying.. “i’m pregnant.”:-* hahaha
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Text Message 11538: Palagi kong sinasabit yung bath towel

“ang hirap eh,” sabi ni erap. “5 star hotel pa naman kayo,” reklamo niya sa front desk ng hyatt. “palagi kong sinasabit yung bath towel kayo naman eh nilalatag nyo sa floor tapat ng inodoro! hirap e!”

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes